PARENTAL ADVISORY: CONTAINS EXCESSIVE SEXUAL DOUBLE ENTENDRE. Not for the faint of heart! This hard-hitting whimsical fairy tale is sure to get the conversations started. Be sure you are "Keeping up with the Johnson's" with this lovable tale of body differences, good decision making, and consensual relationships. Preorder your copy now to ensure delivery slated for late summer 2014. 28 beautiful full color illustrations by Synaptic graphic artist Uncle Louis with accompanied rhyming poetry written by Synaptic founder Alexander Doud are almost sure to delight (unless you aren't down for that kind of stuff). Take home a copy of the newest book that "cannot be printed in Minnesota on primarily moral grounds." However, if whimsical ele-phallic representations of the more intimate corners of the human body are not your cup of tea, it may be best to sit this one out. On receipt of book, all sales final.